covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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