you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize