No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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