Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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