matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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