Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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