You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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