Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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