It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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