u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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