Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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