There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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