Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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