I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
They took my balls.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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