even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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