I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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