Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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