i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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