Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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