and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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