Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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