Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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