ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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