NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
