How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I got chris browned last night
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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