just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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