no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Green mimosas i think yes
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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