she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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