It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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