girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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