Umm I'm too high to move.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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