I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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