just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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