So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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