her vagine was all disorganized.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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