This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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