Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
