Duck Duck Cougar?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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