Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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