Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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