I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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