You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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