your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I just blew my weed a kiss
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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