Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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