I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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