We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
we should paint friendship bongs
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