I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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