I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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