he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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