do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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