He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Why are your pants in the freezer?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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