Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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