i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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