My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
thus making me awesome and them whores
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
if only i could text you this smell
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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