i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
