We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
