How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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